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© squishycool

Dear Gravity, you held me down in this starless city.

Brenda Wickham (Squishy)
18 November 1991
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and all i wanna do is get real high
well, it's just one of my lies

i can hear the sound of a beating heart that bleeds beyond a system that is fallin' apart
with money to burn on a minimum wage
well i don't give a shit about the modern age
i don't wanna live in the modern world!

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♥ Squishy In A Nutshell? ♥
*19 years old
*total fangirl
*closet nerd/geek
*extreme slacker & procrastinator
*cusses like a fuckin' sailor
*smokes hella weed
*hates most pop/rap
*obsessed with Green Day
*loves Lady GaGa (shh...)
*also loves FOB and Chiodos and many others
*idolizes Tré Cool and Lucille Ball
*loves iCarly
*loves to write fanfic and original fic
*loves zombies
*has an awesome boyfriend
*has a very cute kitty named Seven

♥ A Longer Explanation? ♥
My name is Brenda, but I'm better known on LJ as Squishy. I live in Kansas, I'm obsessed with music (mainly Green Day), and I started out writing Green Day slash for about two years, then I took about a year's break, then I started writing iCarly fanfic, and now I write for both fandoms.* I like to spend time with my ♥boyfriend♥ (who I live with) and my friends:). My best friend lives in Vegas and I only get to see her about once or twice a year, but she's still the best best friend ever. I also play some Xbox now and then (usually with my bf :]), so if you want, add me on there. I play Fable II & III, Left 4 Dead 1 & 2, Red Dead Redemption, Guitar Hero, Halo, Grand Theft Auto, and a few others.

*[I keep all of the stories I've ever posted in my memories, sorted by fandom. Multi-chaptered stories are sorted by their fandom & title.]

Fanfiction was the reason I got an LJ in the first place, so that's what I mainly use it for.

I was nominated in:
The 2008 UFO Awards

Don't bother talking to me if you can't properly use there, their, and they're, or your and you're, or two, to, and too. I like talking to literate people, not retards.

If you wanna get to know me and talk to me and such, you can leave a comment, or contact me at any of my other sites. Or, just IM me if you wanna chat or whatever. I like chatting and comments. I'm also very willing to help you if you need any. =]

in order of my preference for them

Green Day
(it's actually kind of a tie, because i don't really prefer any ship over any other when it comes to Green Day)

Spencer/Sasha Striker
Sam/Freddie (mostly hate it, though)

“The tongue may be an unruly member – But silence poisons the soul.”
"Dorcas Gustine", Spoon River Anthology

if i held my ground, would you ask me to change?

Contact Me
I have a website!
Check out my FF.net account.
& My FF.net joint account.
Facebook ruins lives.
Oh, hey, sup @ Twitter.
Follow me on my spontaneous Tumblr!
And a FictionPress.com account.

RPG Life
iCarly RP ridgewayms: Sam Puckett (sam_thesidekick), Sasha Striker (pakratsasha), & Sawyer Wingman (OC) (sawyerseduction)
iCarly RPG (Cam-centered) icarlyrpg: Sam Puckett (samhatesgirls)
SpongeBob/NickToons RP saltwaterbay: Patrick Moon (patrickbesmart)

© squishycool


[♥ since 10.05.08 ♥]

My dreams are too big for this place.


Also, I'm the co-mod of a fantastic little community called
You should definitely join!

I'm a mod at Creddie Fans,
so if you love Carly/Freddie, please come join us!

I also helped think up TrainorFax,
which was recognized by Jerry himself! So follow it!

It's official: I am in love with Spencer from iCarly
& I want to marry him. :]

I am also in love with Jerry Trainor himself
& Oh, what I wouldn't give to meet him! :3

[credit to these from groovysmoothie]

Retarded Disfigured Clown
by Justin Furstenfeld (of Blue October)

Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

Mad Girl's Love Song
by Sylvia Plath

I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

The stars go waltzing out in blue and red,
And arbitrary blackness gallops in:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

God topples from the sky, hell's fires fade:
Exit seraphim and Satan's men:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I fancied you'd return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

I should have loved a thunderbird instead;
At least when spring comes they roar back again.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

From Walk Hard:

Sam: Get outta here, Dewey!
Dewey Cox: What are y'all doin' in here?
Sam: We're smoking reefer, and you don't want no part of this shit.
Dewey Cox: You're smoking reefers?
Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?
Dewey Cox: No, Sam. I can't.
Girl Groupie: Come on, Dewey! Join the party! [takes a hit off a joint]
Sam: No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!
Dewey Cox: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.
Sam: It doesn't give you a hangover!
Dewey Cox: Wha - I get addicted to it or something?
Sam: It's not habit-forming!
Dewey Cox: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.
Sam: You can't OD on it!
Dewey Cox: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
Sam: It makes sex even better!
Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive.
Sam: It's the cheapest drug there is.
Dewey Cox: [sighs] Hmm.
Sam: You don't want it!
Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it.
Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Squishy

001. Squishy can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
002. Americans discard enough Squishy to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
003. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Squishy is two minutes.
004. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Squishy orbiting the Earth!
005. The Squishy-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Squishy-fights take place there every day.
006. Medieval knights put the skin of Squishy on their sword handles to improve the grip.
007. Squishy can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
008. Baskin Robbins once made Squishy flavoured ice cream.
009. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Squishy'.
010. Squishyicide is the killing of Squishy.

where credit is due:
layout thanks to suicide_cupcake
iCarly gif images in sidebar thanks to hospitalights
mood theme from icons found @ groovysmoothie
[icons chosen & arranged by me]
any other iCarly icons/pictures are all from groovysmoothie
Green Day images from my own collection & photobucket