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16th-Oct-2009 02:51 am - 12 Character Meme
spencer > spencer/marvin
 Write down your top 12 characters from your fandom.


1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

14. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

17. “(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).”

(this was made by sockstar1 )


MY COMPLETED SURVEY

iCarly

1. Spencer
2. Sam
3. Carly
4. Gibby
5. Wendy
6. Cal
7. Mr. Howard
8. Principal Franklin
9. T-Bo
10. Mrs. Benson
11. Melanie
12. Socko

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
(Melanie/Cal) No, I haven’t, but hmm… I’m intrigued now… :3 That’s the perfect good girl/bad boy combination lmfao.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Gibby) LOL so hawt.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Socko, Principal Franklin) They would be very, very rich.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
(T-Bo) Umm… yes! I read one that told about how he started his own little pizza bar or something in the Groovy Smoothie and eventually left to pursue his dreams.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Sam & Cal) Well, they’re both criminals…

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(Wendy/T-Bo, Wendy/Mrs. Benson) Wendy/T-Bo, no doubt. Hawt underage/interracial secks! =D

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
(Mr. Howard, Sam & Socko) I’m not sure he’d really know what to do…?

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
(Carly/Mrs. Benson) After Carly goes to the only mother figure she has for advice, they begin to grow closer, forming a special bond. But is the bond strictly platonic? 

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
(Spencer/Principal Franklin) No, but THERE SHOULD BE!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(Mr. Howard/Socko) Geometric Emotions (get it?? ‘cause he loves the geometry channel?!?)

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
(Carly) Not as much as they should.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Melanie) Yeah, I’ve seen some drawings of her and stories about her.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Sam/Gibby/Wendy) OH SHI - THE ULTIMATE LOVE TRIANGLE!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Principal Franklin) I honestly have no idea…

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Spencer/Cal/Socko) Warning: Graphic m/m sex, threesomes, and some violence. (that actually sounds like an awesome fic - I could imagine Socko getting jealous of Spencer’s new friendship with Cal!)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Wendy) Ehh, I’ve yet to come across one that’s really good =/ So I don’t remember.

17. “(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).”
“Spencer and Mr. Howard are in a happy relationship until T-Bo runs off with Mr. Howard. Spencer, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Melanie and a brief unhappy affair with Cal, then follows the wise advice of Wendy and finds true love with Sam.”
OMFG HOW MUCH MORE PERFECT COULD THAT HAVE TURNED OUT?!

7th-Jul-2006 09:36 pm - Famous Girl
basket case > soon to be my tattoo
Something I wrote last night...

Famous Girl
by Squishy


She’s perfect. She’s rich, she’s famous, she’s well-known and popular. She seems to have everything. Leads in tons of award-winning, multi-million dollar movies, a successful clothing line, a late-night talk show, her own record label, a posse to follow her wherever she may go. She’s envied among millions, adored by fans, begged for jobs and appearances. She represents everything good the world was missing and inspires people every day. She has it all. And with it all, how could she not be happy?

Because she’s still missing one thing: True love.

Everyone sees her as the most upbeat person in the nation. She’s happy, funny, glowing, and her good mood is always contagious. She’s got the personality you could only imagine, a heart of gold and sense of humor to match. You would recognize her in an instant.

She doesn’t recognize herself, though.

In her strive for stardom, she had only one thing on her mind… fame. She wanted the life she’d always dreamed about, all the things she’d promised herself ages ago. And with her determined attitude and successful streak, how could she not achieve every goal she set for herself? She had only one problem…

Love had always been last on her ‘to-do’ list.

She promised herself years ago that she wouldn’t let her heart get in the way of her dreams. She wasn’t selfish, but she had always put herself first. That’s just what you have to do to get what you want. She had learned at a young age that love only complicated things. That special person only got in the way and caused trouble. A feeling like that - love - was too poisonous to be tampered with, to be touched. She had never liked taking chances.

But now, she was empty. All of her dreams had come true, and she had become more than she ever thought she could’ve become. Yet, without someone to share it all with, she had nothing.

It wasn’t her fault she was alone. She had tried at love so many times. Yet she never seemed to be good enough, to be just what someone else wanted. She was far too imperfect, jealous, paranoid, unaffectionate, insecure. She was one of the best friends you could find. But it stopped there. A friend was the greatest thing she could be.

Then she met him. He was exactly what her aching heart had called for. He was everything she was and more. A heart of gold, a sense of humor, a care, and a love in his eyes. He took her in his arms and never let her go.

Finally, she had someone to hold her empty heart. Someone to share her huge mansions with. Someone to give to and receive from, even though they already had everything they’d ever needed or wanted. Someone to laugh with, someone to talk to, someone to talk about, someone to love, and someone to love her back

Sure, he had a past. But she didn’t care. They were a match made in Heaven, and she knew it. When they said “forever”, they knew that’s what it would be. They held onto each other and never let go.

Then… he was gone.

It was as if she had blinked. One minute, he was there, and the next, he was gone forever. He never wanted to leave her, but he did. He wanted to keep every promise, but he couldn’t. She was alone again, and now, her heart was shattered. The plan she’d made to be his forever couldn’t be carried out. Her biggest dream of hearing little footsteps echo throughout her mansion and know it was the heart she had made with the one person she loved could never come true now. Every dream she’d had since she’d met him were the most important dreams of her life. They meant more to her than any fame or fortune. And now… they were gone.

He was gone.

She was alone. Her heart broken, her beautiful eyes filled with tears. No one could console her. No one could help. She’d never fill that emptiness again. Even with everything she’d ever wanted surrounding her, she was the saddest person in the world. She had everything, but all she really wanted was him.

She’s perfect. She’s rich, she’s famous, she’s well-known and popular. She’s lying in a pool of blood on her bathroom floor. She’s gone, because all she’s ever really wanted was him. And without him, she’s nothing but famous and empty.

But she’d rather be dead than alone with a famous, broken heart.

-EINDE-
3rd-Jul-2006 07:55 pm - Hoping For Heartbreak♥
basket case > soon to be my tattoo

Yeah, so, I wrote this a couple weeks ago out of anger. He broke my heart. I wish I could break his face. But I can't. All I can do is write. How lame...

I hope you break her heart
Like you broke mine.
I hope she goes through hell
Just being with you.
I hope you make her
The second most broken-hearted girl
In the world.
I hope you never get another second chance.
I hope you get stuck
In this hell hole
Forever.
I hope you never get what you want
Again.
I hope you feel just like me someday. 
I hope everyone figures out
Just who you are
And hates you for it.
I hope she wastes more tears and time on you
Than I did.
I hope you realize someday
How much you've wasted
On something you've never really known.
I hope you find out someday
What love really is
And it shatters you to pieces.
I hope the trail you've left behind
Finally catches up with you
In the form of gas and matches.
I hope everyone reminds you of me.
I hope you regret
Every broken heart.
I hope every false "I love you"
Echoes in your ears
Until you can't sleep at night.
I hope your dreams are nightmares
That bring you to cold sweats
And endless tears.
I hope you end up like me.
I hope your heart finally stops
And breaks
And every shard
Reflects your wasted words
And cuts you up inside.
I hope
You choke.

</3

29th-Jun-2006 07:57 pm - Stitches ♥
basket case &gt; soon to be my tattoo

The words rang through her ears before he could get a chance to curve his mind around them.
"I'm sorry, but I just don't like you like that. But, I still want to be friends."

Some say that the third time's a charm. To her, it was another gunshot straight through the heart taking the newly sewn sutures with it.

Each time another one came along; she tried something different.
She's been the athletic one, the best friend & even the wild rebel, but it never worked.
But nobody could ever like her true self-
the one who still sleeps with a stuffed animal & harbors a secret affection towards cows and chicken noodle soup.
The one that actualy cares about her grades and making the best first impression.

No, never.

"Maybe," she thought, "it doesn't even exist. Maybe all I've been taught about love isn't even real. Maybe it only happens to the lucky ones, the faithful, as a reward from God. I mean, it seems logical."

And so she believes this. And her heart slowly begins to mend again, the stitches carefully positioned so they can not be torn through again. And the scars will always remind her of the past, when she trusted and she was naiive. But, they also serve as a symbol of what she'll never admit she truly wants; more than just a friendship.

22nd-Jun-2006 08:51 pm - Where You Are
basket case &gt; soon to be my tattoo

A poem I wrote for my BFEAH, Abby, who has to live in Vegas for 7 months out of the year, every year, and leaves me behind until she gets back in July.

I bet where you are, the dances last till midnight.
I bet where you are, boredom is a seldom used word.
I bet where you are, everyone walks in groups.
I bet where you are, every story ends in "happily ever after".
I bet where you are, smiles grow in gardens.
I bet where you are, the laughter doesn't stop echoing.
I bet where you are, you're always the center of attention.
I bet where you are, friends are forever.
I bet where you are, your house is never empty.
I bet where you are, your phone is never silent.
I bet where you are, authority doesn't apply.
I bet where you are, the streets are never dark.
I bet where you are, fights are always just for fun.
I bet where you are, the roads don't bend.
I bet where you are, the future isn't scary.
I bet where you are, beauty is different.
I bet where you are, difference is all the same.
I bet where you are, the cemeteries are empty.
I bet where you are, tears don't fall.
I bet where you are, relationships are never painful.
I bet where you are, addiction doesn't hurt.
I bet where you are, depression doesn't exist.
I bet where you are, loneliness never gets the chance to stick its head in.
I bet where you are, minds are made of stainless steel.
I bet where you are, souls never get distorted.
I bet where you are, hearts don't catch on fire.
I bet where you are, love is a cloud.
I bet where you are, time is something everyone carries in their pocket.
I bet where you are, memories last forever.
I bet where you are, best friends are never anywhere but side-by-side.
And I bet where you are, you don't need to miss me.

21st-Jun-2006 07:55 pm - 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
basket case &gt; soon to be my tattoo
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it, too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No, loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say, "Life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
20th-Jun-2006 08:54 pm - 37 Facts About Chuck Norris
basket case &gt; soon to be my tattoo
001. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

002. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

003. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

004. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

005. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

006. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

007. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

008. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

009. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch", Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

010. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

011. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

012. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

013. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

014. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

015. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

016. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

017. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

018. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

019. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer, only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

020. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

021. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS, but he gives it to people anyway.

022. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

023. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

024. Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

025. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris - more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris - robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

026. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

027. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

028. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

029. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

030. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

031. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

032. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying, "Booya."

033. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

034. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

035. Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.

036. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

037. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
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